{CLICK ME}
Yeah... it appears that the Tempelshifs nudged them into:
"Just a small 9 day Eastern Caribbean Jaunt."
Ok, so maybe it wasn’t all Mr. & Mrs. T’s fault this time...
Or was it?!?
"Just how did it come about then? "
{Silly you for asking, ya know he's gonna tell you anyway.}
Uncle Chuck Note:
If this blog seems like a running dialogue between YOU and
HIM, well...
Yes... Yes it is!
Yes... Yes it is!
So then...
It seems that the Tempelshifs were headed to SoFla for
Her Niece Raquel’s wedding and had alerted Casa D' Chaos that after the
nuptials and appropriate celebration, they were gonna hop on Royal Caribbean's
Harmony of the Seas for that afore mentioned Caribbean Kibitz with another of
her Long Time Friends from a previous lifetime.
"And?"
{Just keep reading...}
OK so, many of you Loyal NOWAT Aficionados already know
about the Marathon Master Bath Renovation at Casa D' Chaos due to “Just a
Little” subterranean termite damage…
"Uhh… just a little?!?"
More like a total gutting - down to bare block - and
the rebuilding of the whole bath, and... part of the bedroom.
Which...
Led to the discovery that the little pests had wreaked havoc
in the office.
Which...
Needed to be gutted and rebuilt as well.
Which...
Also required HIM to demolish the frog pond and HER orchid garden
outside the office window - the suspected source of moisture for the little
buggies.
And for those who aren't in the know, this whole saga was
booked in August before the last cruise.
BUT...
Due to the contractor’s backlog, it couldn't be scheduled
until October.
BUT...
Actually started in November, and ended in March, so you
just know that by now, Chucky's stress level was:
“OFF THE CHARTS”
And as such, Dragon Chic determined that HE
was desperately in need of some serious R&R, in the form of the
Universally accepted 4S treatment:
Sailing, Surf, Sandy Beaches, and Scotch...
{MUCHO Scotch!}
Sooooo... upon hearing the Tempelshifs’ latest trip plans,
she literally LEAPED at the chance to join them in the Caribbean,
and immediately had HIM book a balcony cabin on the Harmony…
[with a frustrating bit of drama in the process - which HE
may, or may not report on later - seriously... RCCL Corporate got another long
note on that one]
and that, dear hearts and innocent bystanders…
was that.
So yeah... blame it on the The Tempelshifs... again.
Therefore, from March 29 to April 7, when not haggling over
souvenirs and tchotchke's with the locals in Nassau, St. Marrten, St. Thomas,
San Juan and Haiti, or attempting to relive his youth by snorkeling wherever
possible {Cervical Stenosis of the spine not withstanding}, you most likely
will find him lounging on said balcony, sipping that soothing elixir of the
Dewar’s family, contemplating – “NUTHIN” -
or sumthin’ like that.
NOW...
Rumor has it that this might just be a different type of
NOWAT, wherein he composes whatevah
at his leisure and stacks it all up to publish it in proper chronological order
at the end of the trip.
And As Such, you won’t have to endure those annoying
periodic NOWAT ***ALERTS***.
Rather, you'll get to enjoy an unheard-of opportunity to
euphorically binge read all their Foibles and Faux pas in the Caribbean
in one bleary eyed sitting.
But...
Since SHE has threatened to make HIM leave the laptop
ashore... this may very well be the only post of the trip…
So if all you do is check
the blog-site periodically just to see what in the Hell HE's really
up to... you may be pleasantly surprised… Or not.
Ya never know so stay tuned
Oh… and for the record, the requisite pre-trip forays to the
mall have already started:
{No DSW was injured in the process}
and
boy does he have some startling news to report… perhaps in the next post…
Or
not.
But for now - speaking of Dewar’s…
Ciao 4 Now
Uncle
Chuck & The Gotta Get Him Outta Town ASAP,
Dragon
Lady